Dance like a white boy

Posted by YoungCreature / at 3:38 PM / /

Master Shortie is a UK rapper loosely associated with the "Wonky Pop" term that's been thrown around to describe quality pop overseas. The third sentence on his Wikipedia biography states that he is a giant penis, which for a gaysian with a thing for black men, I can only hope and pray. His jams are guaranteed to get hipsters and pop fanatics jumping in the club (or in my case, on my bed, literally this afternoon. I don't know how I haven't broken the poor thing). What's that song? Did I just hear an ADAM & THE ANTS SAMPLE? Fuck, yes! His album "A.D.H.D." has been pushed back due to recording and touring, but you can listen to his first 2 singles. His album should be coming later this year, courtesy of his Odd Man Out imprint:

Master Shortie - Dance Like A White Boy

Master Shortie - Dead End