I love how I use this blog for anything remotely gay. And do I have a whopper. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have until the end of December 1st, 2009 to hook up with someone. Apparently I made a promise to my friend Anthony to stop being such a whiny boring pussyboy and actually be human for once. And I guess that involves sticking things where I will probably regret the day after.
But in all honesty. I love sluts. I'm sort of jealous of gay sluts. They just run around free doing whatever it is they do without a gay care in the world. And of course, I'm on the extreme other end worrying about Super AIDS and learning Korean to fuck with whitey. What's a gaysian stoner to do? Who is he going to find that he will like? I need gayer, sluttier friends. Friends that will convince me to do bad things. I'm tired of everyone thinking I'm wholesome and cute. I want to be hot and dirty. Sort of. OK, not really. But you get the idea. I definately have a Madonna/Whore complex.
Here are a list of things that can get you through the front door:
1. Thuggin' it.
2. Gaysian Stoner Thuggin' it
3. A car
4. McDonald's
5. Jo Kwon
Here is a list of things that will get you denied:
1. If you like that TV show "The Big Bang Theory"
2. No manners
3. You listen to Lady Gaga (Though if you're thuggin' it, you don't even know that skank)
4. Unable to hi-five me properly
It's not hard.
Missy Elliott - Hot Boyz
Spank Rock - Loose (ft. Amanda Blank)
Pomohomo - Dunkin' Donuts
O HAI!!!!!
Gay Sluts
Gay Sluts
I love how I use this blog for anything remotely gay. And do I have a whopper. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have until the end of December 1st, 2009 to hook up with someone. Apparently I made a promise to my friend Anthony to stop being such a whiny boring pussyboy and actually be human for once. And I guess that involves sticking things where I will probably regret the day after.
But in all honesty. I love sluts. I'm sort of jealous of gay sluts. They just run around free doing whatever it is they do without a gay care in the world. And of course, I'm on the extreme other end worrying about Super AIDS and learning Korean to fuck with whitey. What's a gaysian stoner to do? Who is he going to find that he will like? I need gayer, sluttier friends. Friends that will convince me to do bad things. I'm tired of everyone thinking I'm wholesome and cute. I want to be hot and dirty. Sort of. OK, not really. But you get the idea. I definately have a Madonna/Whore complex.
Here are a list of things that can get you through the front door:
1. Thuggin' it.
2. Gaysian Stoner Thuggin' it
3. A car
4. McDonald's
5. Jo Kwon
Here is a list of things that will get you denied:
1. If you like that TV show "The Big Bang Theory"
2. No manners
3. You listen to Lady Gaga (Though if you're thuggin' it, you don't even know that skank)
4. Unable to hi-five me properly
It's not hard.
Missy Elliott - Hot Boyz
Spank Rock - Loose (ft. Amanda Blank)
Pomohomo - Dunkin' Donuts
O HAI!!!!!
Gay Sluts
I love how I use this blog for anything remotely gay. And do I have a whopper. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have until the end of December 1st, 2009 to hook up with someone. Apparently I made a promise to my friend Anthony to stop being such a whiny boring pussyboy and actually be human for once. And I guess that involves sticking things where I will probably regret the day after.
But in all honesty. I love sluts. I'm sort of jealous of gay sluts. They just run around free doing whatever it is they do without a gay care in the world. And of course, I'm on the extreme other end worrying about Super AIDS and learning Korean to fuck with whitey. What's a gaysian stoner to do? Who is he going to find that he will like? I need gayer, sluttier friends. Friends that will convince me to do bad things. I'm tired of everyone thinking I'm wholesome and cute. I want to be hot and dirty. Sort of. OK, not really. But you get the idea. I definately have a Madonna/Whore complex.
Here are a list of things that can get you through the front door:
1. Thuggin' it.
2. Gaysian Stoner Thuggin' it
3. A car
4. McDonald's
5. Jo Kwon
Here is a list of things that will get you denied:
1. If you like that TV show "The Big Bang Theory"
2. No manners
3. You listen to Lady Gaga (Though if you're thuggin' it, you don't even know that skank)
4. Unable to hi-five me properly
It's not hard.
Missy Elliott - Hot Boyz
Spank Rock - Loose (ft. Amanda Blank)
Pomohomo - Dunkin' Donuts
O HAI!!!!!
Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch pt II
If you need to catch up, go check out "Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch"
New! Part 3! Dyke Watch the 3rd
Look who's playing "Two Truths and a Lie"??
In trying to squelch the rumors that she's dating co-beard Robert Pattinson, Miss Stewart says:
"There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: 'Ok, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.' I’m just trying to keep something."
Listen toots. I've been in every awkward 'let's get to know each other' game EVER. Between being involved with theatre as a kid, going to a hippy college, and dabbling in yruu conferences, you can't get anything past me. I am a champion at 'Two Truths and a Lie'.
Plus, don't think I don't know all about 'joking' that you're gay! Coming out's a bitch, isn't it? it's so much easier to be a satire of yourself. 'Look at what a dyke I am! I am soooo gay for you... let's make out! JUST KIDDING noreallywannaholdhandsinmyroomandlistentosleaterkinney?'
Honey, honey, you'll be ok. You're what, 19? ouch. Just don't be like your BFF Jodie Foster and wait until you're 45 to come out publicly, only to immediately dump your gf. That was just really awkward for all of us.
Anyone wanna play 'Two Truths and a Lie' in the comments? I'm jonesing for some nerdy fun now.
Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch pt II
If you need to catch up, go check out "Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch"
New! Part 3! Dyke Watch the 3rd
Look who's playing "Two Truths and a Lie"??
In trying to squelch the rumors that she's dating co-beard Robert Pattinson, Miss Stewart says:
"There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: 'Ok, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.' I’m just trying to keep something."
Listen toots. I've been in every awkward 'let's get to know each other' game EVER. Between being involved with theatre as a kid, going to a hippy college, and dabbling in yruu conferences, you can't get anything past me. I am a champion at 'Two Truths and a Lie'.
Plus, don't think I don't know all about 'joking' that you're gay! Coming out's a bitch, isn't it? it's so much easier to be a satire of yourself. 'Look at what a dyke I am! I am soooo gay for you... let's make out! JUST KIDDING noreallywannaholdhandsinmyroomandlistentosleaterkinney?'
Honey, honey, you'll be ok. You're what, 19? ouch. Just don't be like your BFF Jodie Foster and wait until you're 45 to come out publicly, only to immediately dump your gf. That was just really awkward for all of us.
Anyone wanna play 'Two Truths and a Lie' in the comments? I'm jonesing for some nerdy fun now.
Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch pt II
If you need to catch up, go check out "Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch"
New! Part 3! Dyke Watch the 3rd
Look who's playing "Two Truths and a Lie"??
In trying to squelch the rumors that she's dating co-beard Robert Pattinson, Miss Stewart says:
"There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: 'Ok, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.' I’m just trying to keep something."
Listen toots. I've been in every awkward 'let's get to know each other' game EVER. Between being involved with theatre as a kid, going to a hippy college, and dabbling in yruu conferences, you can't get anything past me. I am a champion at 'Two Truths and a Lie'.
Plus, don't think I don't know all about 'joking' that you're gay! Coming out's a bitch, isn't it? it's so much easier to be a satire of yourself. 'Look at what a dyke I am! I am soooo gay for you... let's make out! JUST KIDDING noreallywannaholdhandsinmyroomandlistentosleaterkinney?'
Honey, honey, you'll be ok. You're what, 19? ouch. Just don't be like your BFF Jodie Foster and wait until you're 45 to come out publicly, only to immediately dump your gf. That was just really awkward for all of us.
Anyone wanna play 'Two Truths and a Lie' in the comments? I'm jonesing for some nerdy fun now.
Good Kisser
Hunx and His Punx' 'Gay Singles' have just been released on Matador Records. The LP is a collection of the 5 previously released 7" (out of print) singles and a new song called "Do The Makeup". I don't think I could explain it any better than Matador, so here's what they said: "Amazing, at once hilarious and deeply good pop songs, like the Gay Ramones mixed with Ronettes filmed by John Waters."
He also just released a cute new video for "Good Kisser" made by Janelle Hessig. Check out the video and jump over here to pick up the record!