I love how I use this blog for anything remotely gay. And do I have a whopper. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have until the end of December 1st, 2009 to hook up with someone. Apparently I made a promise to my friend Anthony to stop being such a whiny boring pussyboy and actually be human for once. And I guess that involves sticking things where I will probably regret the day after.
But in all honesty. I love sluts. I'm sort of jealous of gay sluts. They just run around free doing whatever it is they do without a gay care in the world. And of course, I'm on the extreme other end worrying about Super AIDS and learning Korean to fuck with whitey. What's a gaysian stoner to do? Who is he going to find that he will like? I need gayer, sluttier friends. Friends that will convince me to do bad things. I'm tired of everyone thinking I'm wholesome and cute. I want to be hot and dirty. Sort of. OK, not really. But you get the idea. I definately have a Madonna/Whore complex.
Here are a list of things that can get you through the front door:
1. Thuggin' it.
2. Gaysian Stoner Thuggin' it
3. A car
4. McDonald's
5. Jo Kwon
Here is a list of things that will get you denied:
1. If you like that TV show "The Big Bang Theory"
2. No manners
3. You listen to Lady Gaga (Though if you're thuggin' it, you don't even know that skank)
4. Unable to hi-five me properly
It's not hard.
Missy Elliott - Hot Boyz
Spank Rock - Loose (ft. Amanda Blank)
Pomohomo - Dunkin' Donuts
O HAI!!!!!
Gay Sluts
Gay Sluts
I love how I use this blog for anything remotely gay. And do I have a whopper. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have until the end of December 1st, 2009 to hook up with someone. Apparently I made a promise to my friend Anthony to stop being such a whiny boring pussyboy and actually be human for once. And I guess that involves sticking things where I will probably regret the day after.
But in all honesty. I love sluts. I'm sort of jealous of gay sluts. They just run around free doing whatever it is they do without a gay care in the world. And of course, I'm on the extreme other end worrying about Super AIDS and learning Korean to fuck with whitey. What's a gaysian stoner to do? Who is he going to find that he will like? I need gayer, sluttier friends. Friends that will convince me to do bad things. I'm tired of everyone thinking I'm wholesome and cute. I want to be hot and dirty. Sort of. OK, not really. But you get the idea. I definately have a Madonna/Whore complex.
Here are a list of things that can get you through the front door:
1. Thuggin' it.
2. Gaysian Stoner Thuggin' it
3. A car
4. McDonald's
5. Jo Kwon
Here is a list of things that will get you denied:
1. If you like that TV show "The Big Bang Theory"
2. No manners
3. You listen to Lady Gaga (Though if you're thuggin' it, you don't even know that skank)
4. Unable to hi-five me properly
It's not hard.
Missy Elliott - Hot Boyz
Spank Rock - Loose (ft. Amanda Blank)
Pomohomo - Dunkin' Donuts
O HAI!!!!!
Gay Sluts
I love how I use this blog for anything remotely gay. And do I have a whopper. Ladies and Gentlemen, I have until the end of December 1st, 2009 to hook up with someone. Apparently I made a promise to my friend Anthony to stop being such a whiny boring pussyboy and actually be human for once. And I guess that involves sticking things where I will probably regret the day after.
But in all honesty. I love sluts. I'm sort of jealous of gay sluts. They just run around free doing whatever it is they do without a gay care in the world. And of course, I'm on the extreme other end worrying about Super AIDS and learning Korean to fuck with whitey. What's a gaysian stoner to do? Who is he going to find that he will like? I need gayer, sluttier friends. Friends that will convince me to do bad things. I'm tired of everyone thinking I'm wholesome and cute. I want to be hot and dirty. Sort of. OK, not really. But you get the idea. I definately have a Madonna/Whore complex.
Here are a list of things that can get you through the front door:
1. Thuggin' it.
2. Gaysian Stoner Thuggin' it
3. A car
4. McDonald's
5. Jo Kwon
Here is a list of things that will get you denied:
1. If you like that TV show "The Big Bang Theory"
2. No manners
3. You listen to Lady Gaga (Though if you're thuggin' it, you don't even know that skank)
4. Unable to hi-five me properly
It's not hard.
Missy Elliott - Hot Boyz
Spank Rock - Loose (ft. Amanda Blank)
Pomohomo - Dunkin' Donuts
O HAI!!!!!
The Gay 90's: Jock Jams
In the 90's, Jock Jams was like, the best compilation album ever (until we got "Now That's What I Call Music!" volumes 1-7 and nothing after that). Everyone liked it because it was a 20 something CD of individual songs we didn't want to drop $14 for all on one CD. Yes, Jock Jams was our saving grace. It also was the soundtrack to super beefy muscle gym bunnies but no limited to. Who remembers being a teen in the 90's getting buck to Amber, 2 Unlimited, and C + C Music Factory? Because that pretty much was my entire childhood. I also remember Jock Jams being even cooler cause it was endorsed by MTV before MTV because the lamest channel ever created. Seriously, they should've just put Simon Rex's nudie shots on the cover and boom, all 6 volumes would've gone platinumzzzzz. For the girls and the girrrllls.
And it was even funnier cause the gays (or at least the like, 10-15 year old phags I knew AND YES YOU CAN TELL WHEN YOU'RE 10) went buck for it. Cause boiled all down, it was just crazy club jams and like, cheerleader chants remixed to 90's house beats and shit. What wasn't to love? Nowadays we have so many compilation albums geared towards commercial club music for trixie gays that it's just like, seriously WTF? "100% Hits"? Ministry Of Sound? Global Underground? When is American gonna go back to its roots? The fucking easy schmeezy not-remixed-by-Junior Vasquez-20-songs-I-like Jock Jams? NOT HARD TO DO.
BOYCOTT!
(Also, my street corner is somehow the gayest corner in Chicago. I just heard a car blasting Paradiso Girls).
Next - Too Close
Amber - This Is Your Night
No Mercy - Where Do You Go
The Gay 90's: Jock Jams
In the 90's, Jock Jams was like, the best compilation album ever (until we got "Now That's What I Call Music!" volumes 1-7 and nothing after that). Everyone liked it because it was a 20 something CD of individual songs we didn't want to drop $14 for all on one CD. Yes, Jock Jams was our saving grace. It also was the soundtrack to super beefy muscle gym bunnies but no limited to. Who remembers being a teen in the 90's getting buck to Amber, 2 Unlimited, and C + C Music Factory? Because that pretty much was my entire childhood. I also remember Jock Jams being even cooler cause it was endorsed by MTV before MTV because the lamest channel ever created. Seriously, they should've just put Simon Rex's nudie shots on the cover and boom, all 6 volumes would've gone platinumzzzzz. For the girls and the girrrllls.
And it was even funnier cause the gays (or at least the like, 10-15 year old phags I knew AND YES YOU CAN TELL WHEN YOU'RE 10) went buck for it. Cause boiled all down, it was just crazy club jams and like, cheerleader chants remixed to 90's house beats and shit. What wasn't to love? Nowadays we have so many compilation albums geared towards commercial club music for trixie gays that it's just like, seriously WTF? "100% Hits"? Ministry Of Sound? Global Underground? When is American gonna go back to its roots? The fucking easy schmeezy not-remixed-by-Junior Vasquez-20-songs-I-like Jock Jams? NOT HARD TO DO.
BOYCOTT!
(Also, my street corner is somehow the gayest corner in Chicago. I just heard a car blasting Paradiso Girls).
Next - Too Close
Amber - This Is Your Night
No Mercy - Where Do You Go
The Gay 90's: Jock Jams
In the 90's, Jock Jams was like, the best compilation album ever (until we got "Now That's What I Call Music!" volumes 1-7 and nothing after that). Everyone liked it because it was a 20 something CD of individual songs we didn't want to drop $14 for all on one CD. Yes, Jock Jams was our saving grace. It also was the soundtrack to super beefy muscle gym bunnies but no limited to. Who remembers being a teen in the 90's getting buck to Amber, 2 Unlimited, and C + C Music Factory? Because that pretty much was my entire childhood. I also remember Jock Jams being even cooler cause it was endorsed by MTV before MTV because the lamest channel ever created. Seriously, they should've just put Simon Rex's nudie shots on the cover and boom, all 6 volumes would've gone platinumzzzzz. For the girls and the girrrllls.
And it was even funnier cause the gays (or at least the like, 10-15 year old phags I knew AND YES YOU CAN TELL WHEN YOU'RE 10) went buck for it. Cause boiled all down, it was just crazy club jams and like, cheerleader chants remixed to 90's house beats and shit. What wasn't to love? Nowadays we have so many compilation albums geared towards commercial club music for trixie gays that it's just like, seriously WTF? "100% Hits"? Ministry Of Sound? Global Underground? When is American gonna go back to its roots? The fucking easy schmeezy not-remixed-by-Junior Vasquez-20-songs-I-like Jock Jams? NOT HARD TO DO.
BOYCOTT!
(Also, my street corner is somehow the gayest corner in Chicago. I just heard a car blasting Paradiso Girls).
Next - Too Close
Amber - This Is Your Night
No Mercy - Where Do You Go