Lady Sovereign's a Dyke?!

Posted by YoungCreature / at 10:00 AM / / 2 comments

Big surprise.

As a cast member of UK's Celebrity Big Brother the S-O-V opened up to a fellow "celebrity" about girlfriends, ex-girlfriends and how she hasn't had a boyfriend in ages. I'm pretty sure anybody who has ever even heard of a lesbian could pick up on Sov's queerness, but it's cool she was open about it...especially in such a casual way.

I'm really glad there wasn't some sort of "I'm a Dyke" cover of URB magazine (or whatever the hipster equivalent of People would be) that we had to deal with. Duh Lady Sov's queer. Nobody's shocked...just like nobody was shocked when Lance Bass, Adam Lambert or Ellen or Rosie or any other obviously gay person "came out". Newsflash - You guys didn't have to come out because WE HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES. Did anybody believe those gay mugs were engaging in heterosexual behavior? NO.

Anyways...any uncertainty about Lady Sovereign has been officially cleared up.

Watch the video to hear it for yourself and check out some of the biggest midget in the game's tunes below!

Lady Sovereign f. Missy Elliot - Love Me or Hate Me (Hydroz Remix)
(Missy we're looking at you next homegirl)

Lady Sovereign - Got You Dancing (Medasyn Dub Remix)

Lady Sovereign's a Dyke?!

Posted by YoungCreature / at 10:00 AM / / 2 comments

Big surprise.

As a cast member of UK's Celebrity Big Brother the S-O-V opened up to a fellow "celebrity" about girlfriends, ex-girlfriends and how she hasn't had a boyfriend in ages. I'm pretty sure anybody who has ever even heard of a lesbian could pick up on Sov's queerness, but it's cool she was open about it...especially in such a casual way.

I'm really glad there wasn't some sort of "I'm a Dyke" cover of URB magazine (or whatever the hipster equivalent of People would be) that we had to deal with. Duh Lady Sov's queer. Nobody's shocked...just like nobody was shocked when Lance Bass, Adam Lambert or Ellen or Rosie or any other obviously gay person "came out". Newsflash - You guys didn't have to come out because WE HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES. Did anybody believe those gay mugs were engaging in heterosexual behavior? NO.

Anyways...any uncertainty about Lady Sovereign has been officially cleared up.

Watch the video to hear it for yourself and check out some of the biggest midget in the game's tunes below!

Lady Sovereign f. Missy Elliot - Love Me or Hate Me (Hydroz Remix)
(Missy we're looking at you next homegirl)

Lady Sovereign - Got You Dancing (Medasyn Dub Remix)

Lady Sovereign's a Dyke?!

Posted by YoungCreature / at 10:00 AM / / 3 comments

Big surprise.

As a cast member of UK's Celebrity Big Brother the S-O-V opened up to a fellow "celebrity" about girlfriends, ex-girlfriends and how she hasn't had a boyfriend in ages. I'm pretty sure anybody who has ever even heard of a lesbian could pick up on Sov's queerness, but it's cool she was open about it...especially in such a casual way.

I'm really glad there wasn't some sort of "I'm a Dyke" cover of URB magazine (or whatever the hipster equivalent of People would be) that we had to deal with. Duh Lady Sov's queer. Nobody's shocked...just like nobody was shocked when Lance Bass, Adam Lambert or Ellen or Rosie or any other obviously gay person "came out". Newsflash - You guys didn't have to come out because WE HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES. Did anybody believe those gay mugs were engaging in heterosexual behavior? NO.

Anyways...any uncertainty about Lady Sovereign has been officially cleared up.

Watch the video to hear it for yourself and check out some of the biggest midget in the game's tunes below!

Lady Sovereign f. Missy Elliot - Love Me or Hate Me (Hydroz Remix)
(Missy we're looking at you next homegirl)

Lady Sovereign - Got You Dancing (Medasyn Dub Remix)

Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch pt II

Posted by YoungCreature / at 6:53 AM / / 2 comments

If you need to catch up, go check out "Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch"
New! Part 3! Dyke Watch the 3rd

Look who's playing "Two Truths and a Lie"??

In trying to squelch the rumors that she's dating co-beard Robert Pattinson, Miss Stewart says:

"There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: 'Ok, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.' I’m just trying to keep something."

Listen toots. I've been in every awkward 'let's get to know each other' game EVER. Between being involved with theatre as a kid, going to a hippy college, and dabbling in yruu conferences, you can't get anything past me. I am a champion at 'Two Truths and a Lie'.

Plus, don't think I don't know all about 'joking' that you're gay! Coming out's a bitch, isn't it? it's so much easier to be a satire of yourself. 'Look at what a dyke I am! I am soooo gay for you... let's make out! JUST KIDDING noreallywannaholdhandsinmyroomandlistentosleaterkinney?'

Honey, honey, you'll be ok. You're what, 19? ouch. Just don't be like your BFF Jodie Foster and wait until you're 45 to come out publicly, only to immediately dump your gf. That was just really awkward for all of us.

Anyone wanna play 'Two Truths and a Lie' in the comments? I'm jonesing for some nerdy fun now.

Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch pt II

Posted by YoungCreature / at 6:53 AM / / 2 comments

If you need to catch up, go check out "Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch"
New! Part 3! Dyke Watch the 3rd

Look who's playing "Two Truths and a Lie"??

In trying to squelch the rumors that she's dating co-beard Robert Pattinson, Miss Stewart says:

"There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: 'Ok, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.' I’m just trying to keep something."

Listen toots. I've been in every awkward 'let's get to know each other' game EVER. Between being involved with theatre as a kid, going to a hippy college, and dabbling in yruu conferences, you can't get anything past me. I am a champion at 'Two Truths and a Lie'.

Plus, don't think I don't know all about 'joking' that you're gay! Coming out's a bitch, isn't it? it's so much easier to be a satire of yourself. 'Look at what a dyke I am! I am soooo gay for you... let's make out! JUST KIDDING noreallywannaholdhandsinmyroomandlistentosleaterkinney?'

Honey, honey, you'll be ok. You're what, 19? ouch. Just don't be like your BFF Jodie Foster and wait until you're 45 to come out publicly, only to immediately dump your gf. That was just really awkward for all of us.

Anyone wanna play 'Two Truths and a Lie' in the comments? I'm jonesing for some nerdy fun now.

Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch pt II

Posted by YoungCreature / at 6:53 AM / / 2 comments

If you need to catch up, go check out "Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch"
New! Part 3! Dyke Watch the 3rd

Look who's playing "Two Truths and a Lie"??

In trying to squelch the rumors that she's dating co-beard Robert Pattinson, Miss Stewart says:

"There’s no answer that’s not going to tip you one way or the other. Think about every hypothetical situation: 'Ok, we are. We aren’t. I’m a lesbian.' I’m just trying to keep something."

Listen toots. I've been in every awkward 'let's get to know each other' game EVER. Between being involved with theatre as a kid, going to a hippy college, and dabbling in yruu conferences, you can't get anything past me. I am a champion at 'Two Truths and a Lie'.

Plus, don't think I don't know all about 'joking' that you're gay! Coming out's a bitch, isn't it? it's so much easier to be a satire of yourself. 'Look at what a dyke I am! I am soooo gay for you... let's make out! JUST KIDDING noreallywannaholdhandsinmyroomandlistentosleaterkinney?'

Honey, honey, you'll be ok. You're what, 19? ouch. Just don't be like your BFF Jodie Foster and wait until you're 45 to come out publicly, only to immediately dump your gf. That was just really awkward for all of us.

Anyone wanna play 'Two Truths and a Lie' in the comments? I'm jonesing for some nerdy fun now.

Barbie's dyking out

Posted by YoungCreature / at 8:09 AM / / 0 comments

We came across some pretty funny art featuring Barbie dolls in various NSFW positions and just some totally weird lesbo stuff.

Check out some of the better ones after the cut, and click here for more from the source.

Barbie's dyking out

Posted by YoungCreature / at 8:09 AM / / 0 comments

We came across some pretty funny art featuring Barbie dolls in various NSFW positions and just some totally weird lesbo stuff.

Check out some of the better ones after the cut, and click here for more from the source.

Barbie's dyking out

Posted by YoungCreature / at 8:09 AM / / 0 comments

We came across some pretty funny art featuring Barbie dolls in various NSFW positions and just some totally weird lesbo stuff.

Check out some of the better ones after the cut, and click here for more from the source.

Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch

Posted by YoungCreature / at 9:28 AM / / 16 comments

Every few years, a young, budding celebrity comes along that makes our gaydars tick with excitement. Ellen Page, Zac Efron, Raven Simone, we've got our eyes on you. Lindsay Lohan, we spotted you back in your Parent Trap days. All the post-coming out 'I told you so's are getting a little tired.

This brings us to Kristen Stewart. When you came on the scene, I got a little funny feeling. As you've began to blossom and grow from tween star and full fledged actress, I've had my eye on you. Why was I finding you attractive, I don't like straight girls... I knew there was something funny going on there, but I just couldn't place in. It light of recent events, Kristen Stewart, I have no choice but to put you on Dyke Watch.



Click the cut for Part One of our in depth examination




So first of all, I want to make it clear that I don't believe hanging out with lesbians will turn you into one.



What I am saying, however, is that hanging out with Jodie Foster definitely will. In 2002, at the age of 12, Kristen Stewart played Jodie's young daughter in the film Panic Room. Also of note, Jodie Foster played the lead in Freaky Friday 27 years before Lindsay Lohan starred in the remake. Coincidence? I think not. Jodie Foster obviously controls the underground teenage lesbian Hollywood scene. Abigail Breslin, take note.

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Let's take a better look at Miss Stewart in this film:



That is a gaybie if I ever did see one. I'm sure every budding lesbian has a similar portrait, I know I do. The Syd Vicious shirt really puts it over the edge there. Also, note that the year is 2002. Why is she wearing a t-shirt over a long sleeved shirt? Lesbians do love their layers, you know. Sensible, fashionable, and ready to adapt to any weather that may occur during your hiking trip.

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They say that if your index finger is shorter than your ring finger, you're a dyke. It's hard to tell from the angle, but this picture looks pretty clear - that is one short index finger. Shown here in comparison to her well adjusted, heterosexual co-star Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart's fingers tell the truth.



So maybe you don't believe in Science. Well, then just tell me that these aren't the hands of a lesbian :



Is that a bowling shirt she's wearing? Everybody knows that lesbians love bowling. Lesbians love all sports, really, but more than sports, they like sports apparel.



Kristen Stewart looks ready for rugby in her knee socks, doesn't she? Or maybe she's more the roller derby type...

*

So what else do lesbians like?



SMOKING WEED
Duh. It's natural, sometimes organic, in Amsterdam you can buy it at coffee shops, and, oh yeah, it gets you stoned. I bet K-Stew is wishing she had a girlfriend to make her cookies and pizza snacks...



Good thing she has one (or supposedly "had" one, these two haven't been seen in public for quite a while) See, the holding hands I could let slide. Girls love that shit. Holding hands while wearing a blazer? Might as well be carrying a pride flag, dear.

*

You might say "But wait! Isn't she dating that nice boy from Twilight? The sparkly one?"



Obviously, this is the face of a happy, heterosexual couple. They are totally in love and have lots and lots of sex. With each other.

*

Unless you've been living under a rock, or have better things to do than look at celebrity gossip constantly, you know that Kristen Stewart is currently in production for the Runaways biopic, playing Joan Jett.



I mean.. what else can I even say? It's almost too easy to go after her for this bold transformation, so I'll just leave it at that. Kristen Stewart and Joan Jett are bff now. Again, not saying that hanging out with lesbians makes you gay, but I'm pretty sure Joan Jett could turn Sarah Palin out.

*



Kristen Stewart. Oh Kristen. Can I call you Kris? We love you! We want you! We could really use a new girl on our team (I'm getting a little bored with Shmindsay Shmohan...) Whenever you're ready, we'll be here with birkenstocks to spare. Until then, girl, I've got my gaydar set to 'baby-dyke'.


*
Please note: This is a work of satire. No celebrities or future lesbians were harmed or outed in the writing of this post. Don't sue me, Kris.

Snap Guys! Check out Part II!
New! Now there's a Part III!
Part IV!
Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch Part V

Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch

Posted by YoungCreature / at 9:28 AM / / 16 comments

Every few years, a young, budding celebrity comes along that makes our gaydars tick with excitement. Ellen Page, Zac Efron, Raven Simone, we've got our eyes on you. Lindsay Lohan, we spotted you back in your Parent Trap days. All the post-coming out 'I told you so's are getting a little tired.

This brings us to Kristen Stewart. When you came on the scene, I got a little funny feeling. As you've began to blossom and grow from tween star and full fledged actress, I've had my eye on you. Why was I finding you attractive, I don't like straight girls... I knew there was something funny going on there, but I just couldn't place in. It light of recent events, Kristen Stewart, I have no choice but to put you on Dyke Watch.



Click the cut for Part One of our in depth examination




So first of all, I want to make it clear that I don't believe hanging out with lesbians will turn you into one.



What I am saying, however, is that hanging out with Jodie Foster definitely will. In 2002, at the age of 12, Kristen Stewart played Jodie's young daughter in the film Panic Room. Also of note, Jodie Foster played the lead in Freaky Friday 27 years before Lindsay Lohan starred in the remake. Coincidence? I think not. Jodie Foster obviously controls the underground teenage lesbian Hollywood scene. Abigail Breslin, take note.

*
Let's take a better look at Miss Stewart in this film:



That is a gaybie if I ever did see one. I'm sure every budding lesbian has a similar portrait, I know I do. The Syd Vicious shirt really puts it over the edge there. Also, note that the year is 2002. Why is she wearing a t-shirt over a long sleeved shirt? Lesbians do love their layers, you know. Sensible, fashionable, and ready to adapt to any weather that may occur during your hiking trip.

*
They say that if your index finger is shorter than your ring finger, you're a dyke. It's hard to tell from the angle, but this picture looks pretty clear - that is one short index finger. Shown here in comparison to her well adjusted, heterosexual co-star Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart's fingers tell the truth.



So maybe you don't believe in Science. Well, then just tell me that these aren't the hands of a lesbian :



Is that a bowling shirt she's wearing? Everybody knows that lesbians love bowling. Lesbians love all sports, really, but more than sports, they like sports apparel.



Kristen Stewart looks ready for rugby in her knee socks, doesn't she? Or maybe she's more the roller derby type...

*

So what else do lesbians like?



SMOKING WEED
Duh. It's natural, sometimes organic, in Amsterdam you can buy it at coffee shops, and, oh yeah, it gets you stoned. I bet K-Stew is wishing she had a girlfriend to make her cookies and pizza snacks...



Good thing she has one (or supposedly "had" one, these two haven't been seen in public for quite a while) See, the holding hands I could let slide. Girls love that shit. Holding hands while wearing a blazer? Might as well be carrying a pride flag, dear.

*

You might say "But wait! Isn't she dating that nice boy from Twilight? The sparkly one?"



Obviously, this is the face of a happy, heterosexual couple. They are totally in love and have lots and lots of sex. With each other.

*

Unless you've been living under a rock, or have better things to do than look at celebrity gossip constantly, you know that Kristen Stewart is currently in production for the Runaways biopic, playing Joan Jett.



I mean.. what else can I even say? It's almost too easy to go after her for this bold transformation, so I'll just leave it at that. Kristen Stewart and Joan Jett are bff now. Again, not saying that hanging out with lesbians makes you gay, but I'm pretty sure Joan Jett could turn Sarah Palin out.

*



Kristen Stewart. Oh Kristen. Can I call you Kris? We love you! We want you! We could really use a new girl on our team (I'm getting a little bored with Shmindsay Shmohan...) Whenever you're ready, we'll be here with birkenstocks to spare. Until then, girl, I've got my gaydar set to 'baby-dyke'.


*
Please note: This is a work of satire. No celebrities or future lesbians were harmed or outed in the writing of this post. Don't sue me, Kris.

Snap Guys! Check out Part II!
New! Now there's a Part III!
Part IV!
Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch Part V

Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch

Posted by YoungCreature / at 9:28 AM / / 16 comments

Every few years, a young, budding celebrity comes along that makes our gaydars tick with excitement. Ellen Page, Zac Efron, Raven Simone, we've got our eyes on you. Lindsay Lohan, we spotted you back in your Parent Trap days. All the post-coming out 'I told you so's are getting a little tired.

This brings us to Kristen Stewart. When you came on the scene, I got a little funny feeling. As you've began to blossom and grow from tween star and full fledged actress, I've had my eye on you. Why was I finding you attractive, I don't like straight girls... I knew there was something funny going on there, but I just couldn't place in. It light of recent events, Kristen Stewart, I have no choice but to put you on Dyke Watch.



Click the cut for Part One of our in depth examination




So first of all, I want to make it clear that I don't believe hanging out with lesbians will turn you into one.



What I am saying, however, is that hanging out with Jodie Foster definitely will. In 2002, at the age of 12, Kristen Stewart played Jodie's young daughter in the film Panic Room. Also of note, Jodie Foster played the lead in Freaky Friday 27 years before Lindsay Lohan starred in the remake. Coincidence? I think not. Jodie Foster obviously controls the underground teenage lesbian Hollywood scene. Abigail Breslin, take note.

*
Let's take a better look at Miss Stewart in this film:



That is a gaybie if I ever did see one. I'm sure every budding lesbian has a similar portrait, I know I do. The Syd Vicious shirt really puts it over the edge there. Also, note that the year is 2002. Why is she wearing a t-shirt over a long sleeved shirt? Lesbians do love their layers, you know. Sensible, fashionable, and ready to adapt to any weather that may occur during your hiking trip.

*
They say that if your index finger is shorter than your ring finger, you're a dyke. It's hard to tell from the angle, but this picture looks pretty clear - that is one short index finger. Shown here in comparison to her well adjusted, heterosexual co-star Dakota Fanning, Kristen Stewart's fingers tell the truth.



So maybe you don't believe in Science. Well, then just tell me that these aren't the hands of a lesbian :



Is that a bowling shirt she's wearing? Everybody knows that lesbians love bowling. Lesbians love all sports, really, but more than sports, they like sports apparel.



Kristen Stewart looks ready for rugby in her knee socks, doesn't she? Or maybe she's more the roller derby type...

*

So what else do lesbians like?



SMOKING WEED
Duh. It's natural, sometimes organic, in Amsterdam you can buy it at coffee shops, and, oh yeah, it gets you stoned. I bet K-Stew is wishing she had a girlfriend to make her cookies and pizza snacks...



Good thing she has one (or supposedly "had" one, these two haven't been seen in public for quite a while) See, the holding hands I could let slide. Girls love that shit. Holding hands while wearing a blazer? Might as well be carrying a pride flag, dear.

*

You might say "But wait! Isn't she dating that nice boy from Twilight? The sparkly one?"



Obviously, this is the face of a happy, heterosexual couple. They are totally in love and have lots and lots of sex. With each other.

*

Unless you've been living under a rock, or have better things to do than look at celebrity gossip constantly, you know that Kristen Stewart is currently in production for the Runaways biopic, playing Joan Jett.



I mean.. what else can I even say? It's almost too easy to go after her for this bold transformation, so I'll just leave it at that. Kristen Stewart and Joan Jett are bff now. Again, not saying that hanging out with lesbians makes you gay, but I'm pretty sure Joan Jett could turn Sarah Palin out.

*



Kristen Stewart. Oh Kristen. Can I call you Kris? We love you! We want you! We could really use a new girl on our team (I'm getting a little bored with Shmindsay Shmohan...) Whenever you're ready, we'll be here with birkenstocks to spare. Until then, girl, I've got my gaydar set to 'baby-dyke'.


*
Please note: This is a work of satire. No celebrities or future lesbians were harmed or outed in the writing of this post. Don't sue me, Kris.

Snap Guys! Check out Part II!
New! Now there's a Part III!
Part IV!
Kristen Stewart Dyke Watch Part V