Only in my dreams is smoking like that. And only in my dreams can my hair actually look THAT good. From our lovely friends at OMG Blog, I've seen just how gay France actually is. Or gay friendly. Is it okay to hi-five over this blatant sexual ad? Too late. In a quest to cut down on our generation's smoking hobbies, France has released these photo ads which will probably have the opposite effect.
In other news, this is actually what my life as a smoker has been thus far:
France 1, The World 0.
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Really, France?
Crappy Valentine's Gay
So Valentine's Day is around the corner and this year is a fresh year. I don't need flowers or candy and shit cause I'm gonna be kickin' it with my independent women parts 1 AND 2. Every fucking year it's always like boo hoo, being single sucks. You know what? I don't even want to have to think about what shit to pick out for someone. If I had my way, a boy would be like, I picked you up McDonald's and brought over the entire first season of Freaks and Geeks. You ready to chill? And you know that's how shit is with me.
To kick off the girl party, Robyn's new song has leaked and if you recognize the fat squishy bassline, it's because Diplo produced it. Also some jams from Mapei, The Pipettes, and Kelis. Valentine's Day is gonna get fucked up. 
Robyn - No Hassle
Mapei - Video Vixens
The Pipettes - Our Love Was Saved By The Spaceman
Kelis - They Say (ft. Kid Cudi)
Excuse me...EXCUSE ME
MTV and Paramount Pictures have released information regarding the May 11th release of the COMPLETE SERIES OF DARIA. FINALLY. Now we can see our beloved Fashion Club as much as possible. We can giggle with Daria and Jane when Upchuck starts some shit. And we can gaze dreamily at Trent and ask ourselves why our own lives are so barren of these imagination people. I want to go there.
The best part? It's the ENTIRE series in 1 allegedly low priced 8 disc set. Uh...I don't care how much it is. My bank account will be depleted as soon as this hits the market.
In other news, how come nobody told me the following things:
1. Nick Jonas went solo and I now have the option to suffer through performances with Kevin?
2. MGMT is working with Royal Trux frontwoman Jennifer Herrema?
3. WATCHING THIS WOULD BLOW MY MIND:
It's been a while since Lindsay did anything super buckwild. Because we've all gotten used to it. Well, how about Lindsay being a HOARDER interviewed by NIECY NASH!? Just when I think the old wrinkly bag has run out of steam, here comes Lindsay ready for action with all sorts of madness in her pockets.
It's definitely a feminist dance party kind of day:
Le Tigre - Sweetie
Bratmobile - What's Wrong With You
Gossip - Ain't It The Truth
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