MTV and Paramount Pictures have released information regarding the May 11th release of the COMPLETE SERIES OF DARIA. FINALLY. Now we can see our beloved Fashion Club as much as possible. We can giggle with Daria and Jane when Upchuck starts some shit. And we can gaze dreamily at Trent and ask ourselves why our own lives are so barren of these imagination people. I want to go there.
The best part? It's the ENTIRE series in 1 allegedly low priced 8 disc set. Uh...I don't care how much it is. My bank account will be depleted as soon as this hits the market.
In other news, how come nobody told me the following things:
1. Nick Jonas went solo and I now have the option to suffer through performances with Kevin?
2. MGMT is working with Royal Trux frontwoman Jennifer Herrema?
3. WATCHING THIS WOULD BLOW MY MIND:
It's been a while since Lindsay did anything super buckwild. Because we've all gotten used to it. Well, how about Lindsay being a HOARDER interviewed by NIECY NASH!? Just when I think the old wrinkly bag has run out of steam, here comes Lindsay ready for action with all sorts of madness in her pockets.
It's definitely a feminist dance party kind of day:
Le Tigre - Sweetie
Bratmobile - What's Wrong With You
Gossip - Ain't It The Truth
Excuse me...EXCUSE ME
B-List Diva
I have a very boring life. I go to work, I go home, more often than not, homegirl is hittin' the j more than the books (unless the book is a Calvin & Hobbes collection). It's all very boring. Until I go to sleep.
Ladies and Gentlemen, last night I think I had THE gayest dream ever. Even gayer than my dream about taking over Baby Spice's body. Even gayer than that time I dreamt I was in Mortal Kombat and woke up to the sound of my fist punching the wall next to my bed. Guys and gals, last night I had the dream to end all dreams.
I WAS HANGING AT A PARTY WITH AMERIE AND DIVINE PERFORMING ONSTAGE FOR WHITNEY HOUSTON. It was pretty special. Of course I'd have a dream about hanging with "nobodies". Uh, last I recalled Divine is a goddess. And Amerie is uh...well, a B-list diva. But whatever, "1 Thing" is still my fucking jam. Anyways, the dream ended with me and Divine in a corner doing shots and trash talking everyone. I only wish that could be the life I lived.
However, I don't think I can take credit because right before I went to bed, I watched this crazy:
And this crazy as well:
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If that came anywhere near me during a performance, I would literally die. The consequences of dying are far more lenient than Whitney Houston all up in my face. Anyways I know you all just want music and not insight into my weirdo life.
Toro Y Moi - Thanks Vision
Goldfrapp - Rocket (Richard X Zero One Remix)
Moto Boy - The Heart Is A Rebel
THIS is why we love Lindsay Lohan
As a femme lesbian who is dating a DJ, I've been hurt, saddened, and confused by the recent, alleged break-up between Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. More specifically, I'm trying to figure out why we all care so much? Did I really think we finally had a famous girly lesbian to show the world we're not all Ellen and Rosie? Is it because of misogyny, doubled when there are two strong women involved? Homophobia, such as wondering why adorable girls want to date girls who "look like men"? Heterocentrism? As Tribe 8 said "She's so lovely, in the end she'll be won over by a man?" Are we all waiting with bated breath to see what dick Lindsay will jump on next?
