In the 90's, Jock Jams was like, the best compilation album ever (until we got "Now That's What I Call Music!" volumes 1-7 and nothing after that). Everyone liked it because it was a 20 something CD of individual songs we didn't want to drop $14 for all on one CD. Yes, Jock Jams was our saving grace. It also was the soundtrack to super beefy muscle gym bunnies but no limited to. Who remembers being a teen in the 90's getting buck to Amber, 2 Unlimited, and C + C Music Factory? Because that pretty much was my entire childhood. I also remember Jock Jams being even cooler cause it was endorsed by MTV before MTV because the lamest channel ever created. Seriously, they should've just put Simon Rex's nudie shots on the cover and boom, all 6 volumes would've gone platinumzzzzz. For the girls and the girrrllls.
And it was even funnier cause the gays (or at least the like, 10-15 year old phags I knew AND YES YOU CAN TELL WHEN YOU'RE 10) went buck for it. Cause boiled all down, it was just crazy club jams and like, cheerleader chants remixed to 90's house beats and shit. What wasn't to love? Nowadays we have so many compilation albums geared towards commercial club music for trixie gays that it's just like, seriously WTF? "100% Hits"? Ministry Of Sound? Global Underground? When is American gonna go back to its roots? The fucking easy schmeezy not-remixed-by-Junior Vasquez-20-songs-I-like Jock Jams? NOT HARD TO DO.
BOYCOTT!
(Also, my street corner is somehow the gayest corner in Chicago. I just heard a car blasting Paradiso Girls).
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1 comments:
what about MTV Party2Go!!!
that was my jam. all of them, i mean. they were ALL my jam.
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