Everybody loves a good girl band (especially Jo Kwon!). And if you don't, let's face it, you're pretty much a fail in my book (I actually have a book). Girl bands are the foundation of our society. They sing. They dance. They act all cute when they're on TV and you can't help but go "AWWW!". Then the 90's happened and we got an influx of Riot Grrrl bands. AND THEY STILL MADE MY HEART MELT. Cause they were some real ass bitches in a fake ass world.
The most important part of these awesome bands? The music: iconic anthems of boredom, empowerment, sleaze, and being total badasses. We had the Mary Jane Girls inviting men into their house in the 80's. Bikini Kill becoming BFF's with an alleged punk rock dyke in the 90's (I tried to find that bitch and SHE DON'T EXIST!). And nowadays we got Britney grinding her mommy and daddy spots on whoever is around to take the punishment. Who else could get away with that? Certainly no male pop star/group! Could the Backstreet Boys rub their junk all over Dave Letterman's desk? NO! They rub their junk all over each other and still can't get a reaction. Could JC Chasez get a woman to willingly sleep over? No. He can't even get Justin Timberlake to return a goddamn phone call.
Women created this world and in the end, they will dominate the world. Lincoln Park trixies can deport themselves to Alaska (Think of it as a safe animal haven). So let's give it up for girl bands, because they gave us some of the best music we will ever hear in our puny miserable lives.
Young Creature "Let's Hear It For The Girls!" Mix
1. Statement Of Vindication - Bikini Kill
2. So Tough - The Slits
3. Rock'n'Roll Machine - The Donnas (Like, the only good song they've ever had)
4. Out In The Streets - The Shangri-Las
5. Don't Make Waves - Gossip (Brace Paine is an honorary woman)
6. Baby It's You - The Shirelles
7. Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
8. He's A Rebel - The Crystals
9. Tell Me - Wonder Girls
10. The Promise - Girls Aloud
11. Simon Says - The Pipettes
12. It's Gonna Take A Miracle - Laura Nyro with Labelle
13. Maybe - The Chantels
14. New Scars - Bangs
15. Hot Topic - Le Tigre
16. Up - The Saturdays
17. Hot Issue - 4minute
18. Generator - Elastica
19. Turn Of The Century - Chicks On Speed
20. Genie - SNSD
21. Gimme Brains - Bratmobile
22. Retreat! The Most Familiar! Extensive, I Bet! - Erase Errata
23. Overload - Sugababes
24. Blue With A Broken Heart - The Ikettes
25. Erase You - ESG
26. Stop - Spice Girls
27. Pack Your Things And Go - The Softies
Brought to you by Jo Kwon!
Also, can we all gather together with a candlelight vigil and pray for Jo Kwon (My favorite wacky might-be-gaysian) who has been recovering from SWINE FLU. Although I have to be honest, if I contracted any sort of illness from him, I don't know if I'd be that upset about it. It probably involves a lot of glitter and dance aerobics to shake those fevers off. A bitch got dancing to do!
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