It has recently come to my attention in a comment that apparently gays love Lady Gaga and don't like asian irony. I guess I'm sorry? BUT COME ON, watching Jo Kwon is like, watching your worst enemy's dreams fall apart. I can't not watch that shit. I'd rather cut off my arm. Plus Lady Gaga is way lame and that is my opinion and it won't ever change. Anyways.
JAN TERRI IS THE ORIGINAL LADY GAGA.
Wait, actually, if Gaga makes this her point of reference for future projects, I will definately reconsider.
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Weirdo Gayz
Weirdo Gayz
It has recently come to my attention in a comment that apparently gays love Lady Gaga and don't like asian irony. I guess I'm sorry? BUT COME ON, watching Jo Kwon is like, watching your worst enemy's dreams fall apart. I can't not watch that shit. I'd rather cut off my arm. Plus Lady Gaga is way lame and that is my opinion and it won't ever change. Anyways.
JAN TERRI IS THE ORIGINAL LADY GAGA.
Wait, actually, if Gaga makes this her point of reference for future projects, I will definately reconsider.
Weirdo Gayz
It has recently come to my attention in a comment that apparently gays love Lady Gaga and don't like asian irony. I guess I'm sorry? BUT COME ON, watching Jo Kwon is like, watching your worst enemy's dreams fall apart. I can't not watch that shit. I'd rather cut off my arm. Plus Lady Gaga is way lame and that is my opinion and it won't ever change. Anyways.
JAN TERRI IS THE ORIGINAL LADY GAGA.
Wait, actually, if Gaga makes this her point of reference for future projects, I will definately reconsider.
Girlz get busy
Everybody loves a good girl band (especially Jo Kwon!). And if you don't, let's face it, you're pretty much a fail in my book (I actually have a book). Girl bands are the foundation of our society. They sing. They dance. They act all cute when they're on TV and you can't help but go "AWWW!". Then the 90's happened and we got an influx of Riot Grrrl bands. AND THEY STILL MADE MY HEART MELT. Cause they were some real ass bitches in a fake ass world.
The most important part of these awesome bands? The music: iconic anthems of boredom, empowerment, sleaze, and being total badasses. We had the Mary Jane Girls inviting men into their house in the 80's. Bikini Kill becoming BFF's with an alleged punk rock dyke in the 90's (I tried to find that bitch and SHE DON'T EXIST!). And nowadays we got Britney grinding her mommy and daddy spots on whoever is around to take the punishment. Who else could get away with that? Certainly no male pop star/group! Could the Backstreet Boys rub their junk all over Dave Letterman's desk? NO! They rub their junk all over each other and still can't get a reaction. Could JC Chasez get a woman to willingly sleep over? No. He can't even get Justin Timberlake to return a goddamn phone call.
Women created this world and in the end, they will dominate the world. Lincoln Park trixies can deport themselves to Alaska (Think of it as a safe animal haven). So let's give it up for girl bands, because they gave us some of the best music we will ever hear in our puny miserable lives.
Young Creature "Let's Hear It For The Girls!" Mix
1. Statement Of Vindication - Bikini Kill
2. So Tough - The Slits
3. Rock'n'Roll Machine - The Donnas (Like, the only good song they've ever had)
4. Out In The Streets - The Shangri-Las
5. Don't Make Waves - Gossip (Brace Paine is an honorary woman)
6. Baby It's You - The Shirelles
7. Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
8. He's A Rebel - The Crystals
9. Tell Me - Wonder Girls
10. The Promise - Girls Aloud
11. Simon Says - The Pipettes
12. It's Gonna Take A Miracle - Laura Nyro with Labelle
13. Maybe - The Chantels
14. New Scars - Bangs
15. Hot Topic - Le Tigre
16. Up - The Saturdays
17. Hot Issue - 4minute
18. Generator - Elastica
19. Turn Of The Century - Chicks On Speed
20. Genie - SNSD
21. Gimme Brains - Bratmobile
22. Retreat! The Most Familiar! Extensive, I Bet! - Erase Errata
23. Overload - Sugababes
24. Blue With A Broken Heart - The Ikettes
25. Erase You - ESG
26. Stop - Spice Girls
27. Pack Your Things And Go - The Softies
Brought to you by Jo Kwon!
Also, can we all gather together with a candlelight vigil and pray for Jo Kwon (My favorite wacky might-be-gaysian) who has been recovering from SWINE FLU. Although I have to be honest, if I contracted any sort of illness from him, I don't know if I'd be that upset about it. It probably involves a lot of glitter and dance aerobics to shake those fevers off. A bitch got dancing to do!
Girlz get busy
Everybody loves a good girl band (especially Jo Kwon!). And if you don't, let's face it, you're pretty much a fail in my book (I actually have a book). Girl bands are the foundation of our society. They sing. They dance. They act all cute when they're on TV and you can't help but go "AWWW!". Then the 90's happened and we got an influx of Riot Grrrl bands. AND THEY STILL MADE MY HEART MELT. Cause they were some real ass bitches in a fake ass world.
The most important part of these awesome bands? The music: iconic anthems of boredom, empowerment, sleaze, and being total badasses. We had the Mary Jane Girls inviting men into their house in the 80's. Bikini Kill becoming BFF's with an alleged punk rock dyke in the 90's (I tried to find that bitch and SHE DON'T EXIST!). And nowadays we got Britney grinding her mommy and daddy spots on whoever is around to take the punishment. Who else could get away with that? Certainly no male pop star/group! Could the Backstreet Boys rub their junk all over Dave Letterman's desk? NO! They rub their junk all over each other and still can't get a reaction. Could JC Chasez get a woman to willingly sleep over? No. He can't even get Justin Timberlake to return a goddamn phone call.
Women created this world and in the end, they will dominate the world. Lincoln Park trixies can deport themselves to Alaska (Think of it as a safe animal haven). So let's give it up for girl bands, because they gave us some of the best music we will ever hear in our puny miserable lives.
Young Creature "Let's Hear It For The Girls!" Mix
1. Statement Of Vindication - Bikini Kill
2. So Tough - The Slits
3. Rock'n'Roll Machine - The Donnas (Like, the only good song they've ever had)
4. Out In The Streets - The Shangri-Las
5. Don't Make Waves - Gossip (Brace Paine is an honorary woman)
6. Baby It's You - The Shirelles
7. Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
8. He's A Rebel - The Crystals
9. Tell Me - Wonder Girls
10. The Promise - Girls Aloud
11. Simon Says - The Pipettes
12. It's Gonna Take A Miracle - Laura Nyro with Labelle
13. Maybe - The Chantels
14. New Scars - Bangs
15. Hot Topic - Le Tigre
16. Up - The Saturdays
17. Hot Issue - 4minute
18. Generator - Elastica
19. Turn Of The Century - Chicks On Speed
20. Genie - SNSD
21. Gimme Brains - Bratmobile
22. Retreat! The Most Familiar! Extensive, I Bet! - Erase Errata
23. Overload - Sugababes
24. Blue With A Broken Heart - The Ikettes
25. Erase You - ESG
26. Stop - Spice Girls
27. Pack Your Things And Go - The Softies
Brought to you by Jo Kwon!
Also, can we all gather together with a candlelight vigil and pray for Jo Kwon (My favorite wacky might-be-gaysian) who has been recovering from SWINE FLU. Although I have to be honest, if I contracted any sort of illness from him, I don't know if I'd be that upset about it. It probably involves a lot of glitter and dance aerobics to shake those fevers off. A bitch got dancing to do!
Girlz get busy
Everybody loves a good girl band (especially Jo Kwon!). And if you don't, let's face it, you're pretty much a fail in my book (I actually have a book). Girl bands are the foundation of our society. They sing. They dance. They act all cute when they're on TV and you can't help but go "AWWW!". Then the 90's happened and we got an influx of Riot Grrrl bands. AND THEY STILL MADE MY HEART MELT. Cause they were some real ass bitches in a fake ass world.
The most important part of these awesome bands? The music: iconic anthems of boredom, empowerment, sleaze, and being total badasses. We had the Mary Jane Girls inviting men into their house in the 80's. Bikini Kill becoming BFF's with an alleged punk rock dyke in the 90's (I tried to find that bitch and SHE DON'T EXIST!). And nowadays we got Britney grinding her mommy and daddy spots on whoever is around to take the punishment. Who else could get away with that? Certainly no male pop star/group! Could the Backstreet Boys rub their junk all over Dave Letterman's desk? NO! They rub their junk all over each other and still can't get a reaction. Could JC Chasez get a woman to willingly sleep over? No. He can't even get Justin Timberlake to return a goddamn phone call.
Women created this world and in the end, they will dominate the world. Lincoln Park trixies can deport themselves to Alaska (Think of it as a safe animal haven). So let's give it up for girl bands, because they gave us some of the best music we will ever hear in our puny miserable lives.
Young Creature "Let's Hear It For The Girls!" Mix
1. Statement Of Vindication - Bikini Kill
2. So Tough - The Slits
3. Rock'n'Roll Machine - The Donnas (Like, the only good song they've ever had)
4. Out In The Streets - The Shangri-Las
5. Don't Make Waves - Gossip (Brace Paine is an honorary woman)
6. Baby It's You - The Shirelles
7. Cherry Bomb - The Runaways
8. He's A Rebel - The Crystals
9. Tell Me - Wonder Girls
10. The Promise - Girls Aloud
11. Simon Says - The Pipettes
12. It's Gonna Take A Miracle - Laura Nyro with Labelle
13. Maybe - The Chantels
14. New Scars - Bangs
15. Hot Topic - Le Tigre
16. Up - The Saturdays
17. Hot Issue - 4minute
18. Generator - Elastica
19. Turn Of The Century - Chicks On Speed
20. Genie - SNSD
21. Gimme Brains - Bratmobile
22. Retreat! The Most Familiar! Extensive, I Bet! - Erase Errata
23. Overload - Sugababes
24. Blue With A Broken Heart - The Ikettes
25. Erase You - ESG
26. Stop - Spice Girls
27. Pack Your Things And Go - The Softies
Brought to you by Jo Kwon!
Also, can we all gather together with a candlelight vigil and pray for Jo Kwon (My favorite wacky might-be-gaysian) who has been recovering from SWINE FLU. Although I have to be honest, if I contracted any sort of illness from him, I don't know if I'd be that upset about it. It probably involves a lot of glitter and dance aerobics to shake those fevers off. A bitch got dancing to do!
Pop Stars Who Should Be Gay: Jo Kwon
There is one in every boyband, girlband, and country. Pop Stars who try to deceive the public with their fake love of the ladybits, man parts, etc. Remember when Melissa Etheridge and Lance Bass came out? And the whole world was like, "Um, duhhhhhhh". This situation needs to happen to a lot of others around the planet. Specifically, this guy:
HOW COME ALL THE FUN GAY SHIT NEVER HAPPENS ON US TELEVISION. And not that Chunk Bass Gossip Girl shit, you gotta be kidding me with that pathetic closed mouth mom kiss. Waiting for the good shit to happen is like watching frozen waffles melt. UGH. America needs to catch up cause right now, television is about as fun as eating saltpeter.
Anyways, apparently this guy's name is Jo Kwon, he has an ideal woman (named George), and is in some boyband called 2AM. Whatever he's doing at 2AM, it's sure to be packed with brute masculinity and steak. I kid. He's crafting and glueing rhinestones to skinny jeans. Just the way I like them. 
Yum! Or "Ewwww" depending...
Pop Stars Who Should Be Gay: Jo Kwon
There is one in every boyband, girlband, and country. Pop Stars who try to deceive the public with their fake love of the ladybits, man parts, etc. Remember when Melissa Etheridge and Lance Bass came out? And the whole world was like, "Um, duhhhhhhh". This situation needs to happen to a lot of others around the planet. Specifically, this guy:
HOW COME ALL THE FUN GAY SHIT NEVER HAPPENS ON US TELEVISION. And not that Chunk Bass Gossip Girl shit, you gotta be kidding me with that pathetic closed mouth mom kiss. Waiting for the good shit to happen is like watching frozen waffles melt. UGH. America needs to catch up cause right now, television is about as fun as eating saltpeter.
Anyways, apparently this guy's name is Jo Kwon, he has an ideal woman (named George), and is in some boyband called 2AM. Whatever he's doing at 2AM, it's sure to be packed with brute masculinity and steak. I kid. He's crafting and glueing rhinestones to skinny jeans. Just the way I like them.
Yum! Or "Ewwww" depending...
Pop Stars Who Should Be Gay: Jo Kwon
There is one in every boyband, girlband, and country. Pop Stars who try to deceive the public with their fake love of the ladybits, man parts, etc. Remember when Melissa Etheridge and Lance Bass came out? And the whole world was like, "Um, duhhhhhhh". This situation needs to happen to a lot of others around the planet. Specifically, this guy:
HOW COME ALL THE FUN GAY SHIT NEVER HAPPENS ON US TELEVISION. And not that Chunk Bass Gossip Girl shit, you gotta be kidding me with that pathetic closed mouth mom kiss. Waiting for the good shit to happen is like watching frozen waffles melt. UGH. America needs to catch up cause right now, television is about as fun as eating saltpeter.
Anyways, apparently this guy's name is Jo Kwon, he has an ideal woman (named George), and is in some boyband called 2AM. Whatever he's doing at 2AM, it's sure to be packed with brute masculinity and steak. I kid. He's crafting and glueing rhinestones to skinny jeans. Just the way I like them.
Yum! Or "Ewwww" depending...
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