I guess this guy from Vampire Weekend came out recently? Or he's always been out and I'm 10 years too late? Either way, welcome to the club, Rostam Batmnaglij. There will be pie and punch.
In other news, when I think about it for 5 minutes, I don't really give a shit unless pie and punch is definitely served.
Vampire Weekend - Diplomat's Son
Apparently this is the only gay dancehall love song in existence
Discovery - Swing Tree
And this is his side-band.
Showing posts with label pop stars who should be gay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pop stars who should be gay. Show all posts
Welcome to the club
Pop Stars Who Should Be Gay: Jo Kwon
There is one in every boyband, girlband, and country. Pop Stars who try to deceive the public with their fake love of the ladybits, man parts, etc. Remember when Melissa Etheridge and Lance Bass came out? And the whole world was like, "Um, duhhhhhhh". This situation needs to happen to a lot of others around the planet. Specifically, this guy:
HOW COME ALL THE FUN GAY SHIT NEVER HAPPENS ON US TELEVISION. And not that Chunk Bass Gossip Girl shit, you gotta be kidding me with that pathetic closed mouth mom kiss. Waiting for the good shit to happen is like watching frozen waffles melt. UGH. America needs to catch up cause right now, television is about as fun as eating saltpeter.
Anyways, apparently this guy's name is Jo Kwon, he has an ideal woman (named George), and is in some boyband called 2AM. Whatever he's doing at 2AM, it's sure to be packed with brute masculinity and steak. I kid. He's crafting and glueing rhinestones to skinny jeans. Just the way I like them. 
Yum! Or "Ewwww" depending...
Pop Stars Who Should Be Gay: Jo Kwon
There is one in every boyband, girlband, and country. Pop Stars who try to deceive the public with their fake love of the ladybits, man parts, etc. Remember when Melissa Etheridge and Lance Bass came out? And the whole world was like, "Um, duhhhhhhh". This situation needs to happen to a lot of others around the planet. Specifically, this guy:
HOW COME ALL THE FUN GAY SHIT NEVER HAPPENS ON US TELEVISION. And not that Chunk Bass Gossip Girl shit, you gotta be kidding me with that pathetic closed mouth mom kiss. Waiting for the good shit to happen is like watching frozen waffles melt. UGH. America needs to catch up cause right now, television is about as fun as eating saltpeter.
Anyways, apparently this guy's name is Jo Kwon, he has an ideal woman (named George), and is in some boyband called 2AM. Whatever he's doing at 2AM, it's sure to be packed with brute masculinity and steak. I kid. He's crafting and glueing rhinestones to skinny jeans. Just the way I like them.
Yum! Or "Ewwww" depending...
Pop Stars Who Should Be Gay: Jo Kwon
There is one in every boyband, girlband, and country. Pop Stars who try to deceive the public with their fake love of the ladybits, man parts, etc. Remember when Melissa Etheridge and Lance Bass came out? And the whole world was like, "Um, duhhhhhhh". This situation needs to happen to a lot of others around the planet. Specifically, this guy:
HOW COME ALL THE FUN GAY SHIT NEVER HAPPENS ON US TELEVISION. And not that Chunk Bass Gossip Girl shit, you gotta be kidding me with that pathetic closed mouth mom kiss. Waiting for the good shit to happen is like watching frozen waffles melt. UGH. America needs to catch up cause right now, television is about as fun as eating saltpeter.
Anyways, apparently this guy's name is Jo Kwon, he has an ideal woman (named George), and is in some boyband called 2AM. Whatever he's doing at 2AM, it's sure to be packed with brute masculinity and steak. I kid. He's crafting and glueing rhinestones to skinny jeans. Just the way I like them.
Yum! Or "Ewwww" depending...
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