Look at this fine ass specimen. Lil' Wayne has established himself as one of the most prominent faces of hip hop in the last 5 years, rightfully so. That man stacks verses better than tetris. He is my Sylvia Plath (I skipped over her in high school. And Nirvana. SRRRRY). Until Cam'Ron comes back, that is.
I have to say, I like a dude who rocks tattoos and all that shit, blasting music in his car bass turned all the way up. A proper rude boy, as Rihanna says. Fucking 8319031-pack stomach, rap dreads not hippie dreads, sagging pants and all that shit. LOVE IT. AND he also used to date TRINA. AND he has like, 80 tracks with Nicki Minaj (who I've recently finally come around to loving. Any girl who calls themselves the black Barbie is like, A++ in my book. Plus she's half-dyke or 2/3 GAY). It's like striking gold and then striking gold again vicariously. However, and you had to see this coming, THIS is very much a deal breaker:
Srsly? WTF. TEETH. I don't quite understand grills and I probably never will, but if you read the article and go to "health hazards", the mention of gum disease is enough to send me running to dry hump a bottle of Listerine. It worries me. Wayne, you should start taking your oral health much more seriously. HE'D BE SO MUCH HOTTER WITHOUT THEM. Other offenders: Kelis, Paul Wall, Nelly. They are so not worried about gum disease.
Anyways, I'd imagine Lil' Wayne would be the perfect hot gentleman boyfriend sans grills. They just make his already large mouth seem larger, whether that's a benefit or not...aside from the fact his face is kind of creepy. I guess he'd be a classic butterface? This would be the closest term I could use except for the fact that when his mouth is closed he is also perfection-ish. It's the mouth.
Lil' Wayne - A Milli
Nicki Minaj - I Get Crazy (ft. Lil' Wayne)
NIcki Minaj - Girlfriend
HOT Body WEIRD Face: Lil' Wayne Edition
HOT Body WEIRD Face: Zac Efron Edition
Zac Efron has a hot body, but the only thing wrong is his creepy as fuck baby face. 9 year old boy face does not belong on 20-something fully developed MAN BODY. Those abs! That bushy-but-not-too-bushy treasure trail. His HAIR. It's too much. In Korea, they have something called "Aegyo", which roughly translates from Tae-Youngese into "unbearable infuriating cuteness". It is enough to send ANYONE into a rage, gay, straight, or already angered. It should be illegal for him to be seen in public until he reaches the riper age of 30. His face is too unbearable to handle. It's like he crawled out of the womb and banged some shit up on his way out TO HIS COMPLETE ADVANTAGE. Whatever happened to men being men? When did everything get so difficult? On average, I find myself drooling over boys a million times a week and about half of those turn out to be lesbians. And they're hot. I'm already confused enough, the last (Or first) thing I need is to fall in love with a lesbian I was convinced was a boy. Which might explain a lot about Zac. Anyone remember that South Park episode? In the end, I don't want to fuck a baby. It's illegal and creepy. Zac Efron's face is enough of a warrant to stay away before I end up on To Catch A Predator. The only thing that is keeping him from being totally shunned by me is this:
GAY RAGE.
P.S. There are like, 800 of these things. Don't expect me to pick up the phone. 
P.P.S. I assume your beard knows what a hairbrush is. Use it.