Rap Bitches

Posted by YoungCreature / at 8:04 AM / /

Gay dudes LOVE rap bitches. We love how they're all hardcore, tuff street bitches but they still know how to turn the charm on to get a man (really, it's the other way around cause rap bitches don't do shit all the menz flock to them). You know, FOR A FACT, any of these women can fuck a dude up with a stiletto or whatever else is in their purse. They can turn a tube of mascara into an ak-47 for all we know and they aren't afraid to fight (Mimi Plastique, take note: RAP CAREER).

Of course, we've all had a few dozen missteps, what with that dumb girl from BLAQUE, Khia (really, it's just her beats that are terrible), Nicky Minaj, and god knows who else. I can do without them. The REAL bitches have already gone to jail, fucked up nail salons in every NYC borough, lied to the court system, and at some point stripped for a living. The holy trinity of bitches: Foxy Brown, Trina, and Lil' Kim (I got beef with the bitch but she's a hardcore bitch so I'll set shit aside).

These 3 ladies have made names for themselves simply by being the BADDEST, NASTIEST, MOST VIOLENT BITCHES. And for that, gay men around the world have fallen in love with them, memorized their raps, attempted to cop their style, and influenced them to become a rap bitch themselves. Of course they aren't like, rap bitch bitches, but I guess we can just call them bitchy boys? That doesn't sound right cause 90% of us are already bitchy boys. If anyone can think up a nice title for gay rappers, that would be nice cause I'm sure being constantly referred to as a gay rapper gets plain annoying. AND THAT'S WHEN A RAP BITCH BUSTS OUT THE MACE. Holler.

RAP BITCH MANIFESTO
(aka Sommore intro from Trina's "Diamond Princess")

Foxy Brown - 730

Lil' Kim - How Many Licks (ft. Sisqo)
HELP: WTF happened to that fruit loop Sisqo anyways?

Trina - Hustling

BONUS TRACK:

Shawnna - Gettin' Some Head


Also, this is possibly the FILTHIEST thing I've ever heard.


AND I KNEW once Lady Gaga ditched fucking RED ONE (someone please destroy that annoying synth he uses) and hopped on the train to bitch city, I'd be okay with her. BUT ONLY AS A HOOK SINGER. WTF SHADY CACA, fuck you, GET OFF MY TRINA TRACK!!!