Now as you know, my freaky ass love me some rap bitches. What I love even more than rap bitches are ALT-RAP BITCHES. Bitches who actually flaunt what they got without a lame ass major label (I can honestly say I have no love for record labels from prior experience. DIY, kids). Has anyone ever hung out at the VFW with Foxy Brown? NO. The only one brave enough to do that is Kid Sister in a panda bear sweater mini dress (Girl looked faboosh that night). Does Lil' Kim post Craigslist ads for her rap services? No, she's too busy gettin' crunk in the F4M and lord knows what other sections. Jean Grae keeps it classy and posts for 16 bars lyrically. And does Trina unintentionally show a slip of the nip? No, she brandishes those puppies for all the world to see and doesn't give a fuck. Uffie slaps on some neon dress and calls it a malfunction. LOVE.
But as of late, our alt-rap bitches have been taking breathers. Jean Grae released an unauthorized album put out by Blue Sky Black Death (Which is amazing, and they better PAY HOMEGIRL). Uffie is gearing up to release her first full length LP in 2010 after getting preggers and touring for-ev-er. And Kid sister finally released an album this year full of party rap. Unfortunately half the tracks we already knew. What is going on with my alt-rap bitches? STEP IT UPPPPPPPP.
2010 will be the year. If I have to make drunk white girl rap my goddamn self, so be it. Gay dudes love party music, and where there is a will, there is a way. Ke$ha, you don't count sadly, as working with Benny Blanco (who coproduces with Dr. Luke) does not constitute underground even though I love me some jewfro producer and he did work with Spank Rock. And he's hot. So hot. What's a Korean-American Jew to do?
Smack it:
Kid Sister - Life On TV
Jean Grae - Threats (ft. Chen Lo)
Uffie - MC's Can Kiss (Radio Rip)
VINTAGGGGEEEEE:
ESG - Erase You
Alt Rap Bitches
Alt Rap Bitches
Now as you know, my freaky ass love me some rap bitches. What I love even more than rap bitches are ALT-RAP BITCHES. Bitches who actually flaunt what they got without a lame ass major label (I can honestly say I have no love for record labels from prior experience. DIY, kids). Has anyone ever hung out at the VFW with Foxy Brown? NO. The only one brave enough to do that is Kid Sister in a panda bear sweater mini dress (Girl looked faboosh that night). Does Lil' Kim post Craigslist ads for her rap services? No, she's too busy gettin' crunk in the F4M and lord knows what other sections. Jean Grae keeps it classy and posts for 16 bars lyrically. And does Trina unintentionally show a slip of the nip? No, she brandishes those puppies for all the world to see and doesn't give a fuck. Uffie slaps on some neon dress and calls it a malfunction. LOVE.
But as of late, our alt-rap bitches have been taking breathers. Jean Grae released an unauthorized album put out by Blue Sky Black Death (Which is amazing, and they better PAY HOMEGIRL). Uffie is gearing up to release her first full length LP in 2010 after getting preggers and touring for-ev-er. And Kid sister finally released an album this year full of party rap. Unfortunately half the tracks we already knew. What is going on with my alt-rap bitches? STEP IT UPPPPPPPP.
2010 will be the year. If I have to make drunk white girl rap my goddamn self, so be it. Gay dudes love party music, and where there is a will, there is a way. Ke$ha, you don't count sadly, as working with Benny Blanco (who coproduces with Dr. Luke) does not constitute underground even though I love me some jewfro producer and he did work with Spank Rock. And he's hot. So hot. What's a Korean-American Jew to do?
Smack it:
Kid Sister - Life On TV
Jean Grae - Threats (ft. Chen Lo)
Uffie - MC's Can Kiss (Radio Rip)
VINTAGGGGEEEEE:
ESG - Erase You
Alt Rap Bitches
Now as you know, my freaky ass love me some rap bitches. What I love even more than rap bitches are ALT-RAP BITCHES. Bitches who actually flaunt what they got without a lame ass major label (I can honestly say I have no love for record labels from prior experience. DIY, kids). Has anyone ever hung out at the VFW with Foxy Brown? NO. The only one brave enough to do that is Kid Sister in a panda bear sweater mini dress (Girl looked faboosh that night). Does Lil' Kim post Craigslist ads for her rap services? No, she's too busy gettin' crunk in the F4M and lord knows what other sections. Jean Grae keeps it classy and posts for 16 bars lyrically. And does Trina unintentionally show a slip of the nip? No, she brandishes those puppies for all the world to see and doesn't give a fuck. Uffie slaps on some neon dress and calls it a malfunction. LOVE.
But as of late, our alt-rap bitches have been taking breathers. Jean Grae released an unauthorized album put out by Blue Sky Black Death (Which is amazing, and they better PAY HOMEGIRL). Uffie is gearing up to release her first full length LP in 2010 after getting preggers and touring for-ev-er. And Kid sister finally released an album this year full of party rap. Unfortunately half the tracks we already knew. What is going on with my alt-rap bitches? STEP IT UPPPPPPPP.
2010 will be the year. If I have to make drunk white girl rap my goddamn self, so be it. Gay dudes love party music, and where there is a will, there is a way. Ke$ha, you don't count sadly, as working with Benny Blanco (who coproduces with Dr. Luke) does not constitute underground even though I love me some jewfro producer and he did work with Spank Rock. And he's hot. So hot. What's a Korean-American Jew to do?
Smack it:
Kid Sister - Life On TV
Jean Grae - Threats (ft. Chen Lo)
Uffie - MC's Can Kiss (Radio Rip)
VINTAGGGGEEEEE:
ESG - Erase You
Rap Bitches
Gay dudes LOVE rap bitches. We love how they're all hardcore, tuff street bitches but they still know how to turn the charm on to get a man (really, it's the other way around cause rap bitches don't do shit all the menz flock to them). You know, FOR A FACT, any of these women can fuck a dude up with a stiletto or whatever else is in their purse. They can turn a tube of mascara into an ak-47 for all we know and they aren't afraid to fight (Mimi Plastique, take note: RAP CAREER).
Of course, we've all had a few dozen missteps, what with that dumb girl from BLAQUE, Khia (really, it's just her beats that are terrible), Nicky Minaj, and god knows who else. I can do without them. The REAL bitches have already gone to jail, fucked up nail salons in every NYC borough, lied to the court system, and at some point stripped for a living. The holy trinity of bitches: Foxy Brown, Trina, and Lil' Kim (I got beef with the bitch but she's a hardcore bitch so I'll set shit aside).
These 3 ladies have made names for themselves simply by being the BADDEST, NASTIEST, MOST VIOLENT BITCHES. And for that, gay men around the world have fallen in love with them, memorized their raps, attempted to cop their style, and influenced them to become a rap bitch themselves. Of course they aren't like, rap bitch bitches, but I guess we can just call them bitchy boys? That doesn't sound right cause 90% of us are already bitchy boys. If anyone can think up a nice title for gay rappers, that would be nice cause I'm sure being constantly referred to as a gay rapper gets plain annoying. AND THAT'S WHEN A RAP BITCH BUSTS OUT THE MACE. Holler.
RAP BITCH MANIFESTO
(aka Sommore intro from Trina's "Diamond Princess")
Foxy Brown - 730
Lil' Kim - How Many Licks (ft. Sisqo)
HELP: WTF happened to that fruit loop Sisqo anyways?
Trina - Hustling
BONUS TRACK:
Shawnna - Gettin' Some Head
Also, this is possibly the FILTHIEST thing I've ever heard.
AND I KNEW once Lady Gaga ditched fucking RED ONE (someone please destroy that annoying synth he uses) and hopped on the train to bitch city, I'd be okay with her. BUT ONLY AS A HOOK SINGER. WTF SHADY CACA, fuck you, GET OFF MY TRINA TRACK!!!
Rap Bitches
Gay dudes LOVE rap bitches. We love how they're all hardcore, tuff street bitches but they still know how to turn the charm on to get a man (really, it's the other way around cause rap bitches don't do shit all the menz flock to them). You know, FOR A FACT, any of these women can fuck a dude up with a stiletto or whatever else is in their purse. They can turn a tube of mascara into an ak-47 for all we know and they aren't afraid to fight (Mimi Plastique, take note: RAP CAREER).
Of course, we've all had a few dozen missteps, what with that dumb girl from BLAQUE, Khia (really, it's just her beats that are terrible), Nicky Minaj, and god knows who else. I can do without them. The REAL bitches have already gone to jail, fucked up nail salons in every NYC borough, lied to the court system, and at some point stripped for a living. The holy trinity of bitches: Foxy Brown, Trina, and Lil' Kim (I got beef with the bitch but she's a hardcore bitch so I'll set shit aside).
These 3 ladies have made names for themselves simply by being the BADDEST, NASTIEST, MOST VIOLENT BITCHES. And for that, gay men around the world have fallen in love with them, memorized their raps, attempted to cop their style, and influenced them to become a rap bitch themselves. Of course they aren't like, rap bitch bitches, but I guess we can just call them bitchy boys? That doesn't sound right cause 90% of us are already bitchy boys. If anyone can think up a nice title for gay rappers, that would be nice cause I'm sure being constantly referred to as a gay rapper gets plain annoying. AND THAT'S WHEN A RAP BITCH BUSTS OUT THE MACE. Holler.
RAP BITCH MANIFESTO
(aka Sommore intro from Trina's "Diamond Princess")
Foxy Brown - 730
Lil' Kim - How Many Licks (ft. Sisqo)
HELP: WTF happened to that fruit loop Sisqo anyways?
Trina - Hustling
BONUS TRACK:
Shawnna - Gettin' Some Head
Also, this is possibly the FILTHIEST thing I've ever heard.
AND I KNEW once Lady Gaga ditched fucking RED ONE (someone please destroy that annoying synth he uses) and hopped on the train to bitch city, I'd be okay with her. BUT ONLY AS A HOOK SINGER. WTF SHADY CACA, fuck you, GET OFF MY TRINA TRACK!!!
Rap Bitches
Gay dudes LOVE rap bitches. We love how they're all hardcore, tuff street bitches but they still know how to turn the charm on to get a man (really, it's the other way around cause rap bitches don't do shit all the menz flock to them). You know, FOR A FACT, any of these women can fuck a dude up with a stiletto or whatever else is in their purse. They can turn a tube of mascara into an ak-47 for all we know and they aren't afraid to fight (Mimi Plastique, take note: RAP CAREER).
Of course, we've all had a few dozen missteps, what with that dumb girl from BLAQUE, Khia (really, it's just her beats that are terrible), Nicky Minaj, and god knows who else. I can do without them. The REAL bitches have already gone to jail, fucked up nail salons in every NYC borough, lied to the court system, and at some point stripped for a living. The holy trinity of bitches: Foxy Brown, Trina, and Lil' Kim (I got beef with the bitch but she's a hardcore bitch so I'll set shit aside).
These 3 ladies have made names for themselves simply by being the BADDEST, NASTIEST, MOST VIOLENT BITCHES. And for that, gay men around the world have fallen in love with them, memorized their raps, attempted to cop their style, and influenced them to become a rap bitch themselves. Of course they aren't like, rap bitch bitches, but I guess we can just call them bitchy boys? That doesn't sound right cause 90% of us are already bitchy boys. If anyone can think up a nice title for gay rappers, that would be nice cause I'm sure being constantly referred to as a gay rapper gets plain annoying. AND THAT'S WHEN A RAP BITCH BUSTS OUT THE MACE. Holler.
RAP BITCH MANIFESTO
(aka Sommore intro from Trina's "Diamond Princess")
Foxy Brown - 730
Lil' Kim - How Many Licks (ft. Sisqo)
HELP: WTF happened to that fruit loop Sisqo anyways?
Trina - Hustling
BONUS TRACK:
Shawnna - Gettin' Some Head
Also, this is possibly the FILTHIEST thing I've ever heard.
AND I KNEW once Lady Gaga ditched fucking RED ONE (someone please destroy that annoying synth he uses) and hopped on the train to bitch city, I'd be okay with her. BUT ONLY AS A HOOK SINGER. WTF SHADY CACA, fuck you, GET OFF MY TRINA TRACK!!!