
Once in a while, a band comes along where it takes me years to get into (Animal Collective, anyone? I'm still not that into them) and then I see a picture of them and I just want to die. Dirty Projectors is one of those bands. Is there even an ugly member in that band? No! I'd even do the drummer, who is cute, but you know my aversion to white boys (Dave Longstreth doesn't count, he totes looks half-latino, so I can jump on that bandwagon). Seriously, there is too much cute in that band. One time at work, there was too much cute at this one table, I had to go on a smoke break. Dirty Projectors is my table 46 from sunday brunch. And for once, I also like their music, unlike a certain band that starts with "T" and ends in "he Horrors" (just cause Lux Interior is dead doesn't mean we need a grade b version of The Cramps). Now I know this is a queer media blog, but honestly, so many of my favorite bands fall into these categories:
1. They aren't queer
2. I have no idea if they're queer
3. They're 1 Corona away from being queer
Ugghhhhhh, a boy can dream. Here are some samples:
Dirty Projectors - Stillness Is The Move
(MP3 @ You Ain't No Picasso, a totes cute blog)
Dirty Projectors - Hyperballad (Bjork cover)
Seriously, who can so "no" to this mug? Even if it's a drawing. God, this is worse than the time my frienemy Steve in highschool admitted he had a crush on Quinn Morgandorfer from MTV's Daria. Oh yeah, pick up their new album "Bitte Orca" on June 9th courtesy of Domino Records.
Lovewarz in action/on tour
(please tell us if you took this picture, i couldn't find a credit)
Lovewarz is a collaborative art-making effort comprised of Siobhan Aluvalot and Sara thustra, two dynamically-dressed SF-based performance/visual artists. Last year they made, released and toured with their fantastic short film "Baby Xalm Down Bye," which is full of complicated takes on misogyny, femme solidarity, loneliness, non/monogamy and dolphins and includes both live performances edited in with pre-written footage. Also includes (as per everything I post about apparently) great outfits and some stellar contributions from another terrific local artist, Sy Wagon. Instead of doing a regular film tour where people are like "Ahem look at my celluloid" Lovewarz performed live every night with shifting narratives and intense feelings, just for you, and gave away hundreds of copies of their movie for everyone to enjoy/freak out about.
If you were lucky enough to catch Siobhan and Sara on tour last year with Gravy Train!!!! then you know just how exciting their projects, whether live or filmed, are, but if not, have no fear! Below I am posting some short clips from "Baby Xalm Down Bye" as well as the music videos they did for Younger Lovers (Brontez from Gravy Train!!!!'s solo project). If you'd like a copy of their DVD, you can order a copy of finery issue 5, visit needles & pens diy bookshop/gallery in SF or email lovewarz@yahoo.com. Be very excited, because they are currently making their new film as we speak!

Our friend Pashly just sent over this call for submissions for a new zine she's making! Check out the info below and visit the Facebook page for more details. Also, while you are on Facebook, join our group!! You'll get updates on our posts and other stuff we're up to.
CANDY/HABIT is now seeking submissions for a one off zine/magazine. We need your storys of candy habits and rituals, from your childhood or up to: now.
Habits and Rituals ....specialized ways of consuming your candy. things you did to give that sweet time the magic aura it deserved. sorting, savoring, coveting. obsessions, secrets, kinks and compulsions also welcomed. submissions can be anonymous.
all submissions receive a copy of the zine. please leave a mailing address in your email to receive your copy.
you may submit drawings/illustrations to me in person, digitally, or message me for a mailing address. if you are far away, i will try to send the original back with the finished zine, cost permitting.
message me here... SEND ME A STORY, any length is great! and tell your friends.... ... deadline May 20th, but that shouldn't stop you from quickly jotting down a good tale NOW, ish.

Indie-queer faves Mika Miko are releasing We Be Xuxa-their first full-length album since 2006-tomorrow! The album is already available on the Post Present Medium website for $13 bucks. If you want to check out their new stuff, you can listen to their totally punk jams on their Myspace page. Also--Mika Miko are touring in support of the new album this summer so bring some 40's and get your dirty teen punk on.